Inventor Constantine Sargentini of Lindenhurst, New York must have been struck with a moment of inspiration when he filed for this patent on June 17, 1985. US Patent #4,601,070 describes a stylish and functional “Novelty Ski Hat” with a little extra touch of style. The wearer of said beanie is imbued with an appearance of [...]
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#5 – Novelty Ski Hat
Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
#4 Godly Powers
Posted in Uncategorized on October 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Published US Patent application 2007/0035812 titled “Godly Powers” comes to us from inventor Christopher Anthony Roller in Burnsville, Minnesota. His application for a patent was filed on July 29, 2005 and according to the first line of his abstract, Chris himself is is a “godly entity”. In claim 8 of his application, Mr. Roller cites [...]
#3 Method for proposing marriage to an individual – Application US2007/0078663
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged application, marriage, pgpub, proposal on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ryan Thomas Grace of Omaha, Nebraska penned this clever application for a “Method and instrument for proposing marriage to an individual”. Mr. Grace is a patent attorney and came up with this rather “inventive” strategy for proposing to his girlfriend. The application was filed March 3, 2003 and published April 7, 2007.
The abstract reads as [...]
#2 Hydro-Therapeutic Stimulator US Patent #5,920,923
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hydro-therapeutic stimulator, jill-jet, penn jillette on August 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This invention from Penn Jillette, the larger and louder half of Penn & Teller, is bound to make more than half of you happy. He calls it the Jill-Jet. It was issued on July 13, 1999. Enjoy.
The abstract reads as follows;
A spa of a type including a tub for holding water and a user, in [...]
#1 Shark Protector Suit U.S. Patent #4,833,729
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 4833729, patent, shark protecor suit on August 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »
This Shark Protector Suit was patented May 30, 1989 by Nelson C. Fox and Rosetta H. V. G. Fox of St. Georges, Bermuda. Pay extra attention to the razor sharp spikes which will “prevent a shark from clamping its jaws over the wearer”. Also notice posterior flap #8, seemingly for evacuation of fecal matter [...]
